I know it is going to sound funny
But you know this dumb bunny
Yes thought he save some time cooking
And did not put an egg in the pan for cooking
Instead I thought I’d dare
To use the microwave there
So in the micro egg cooker I put her
And started the time to cook her
For a minute and a half I sat there
And opened the door and then there
Was an explosion when I opened the lid
And the yolk flew out and attached yes it did
Right on top of my temple it laid
And a sizzling oh yes it made
It was burning right into my skin
And such pain I was oh yes much in
So friend yes do take it from me
Don’t save time in boiling water place the
The next egg you want to hard cook
And you won’t walk around like a snook
With a big burn
On top of your head
And when people ask you
You won’t turn red
By Ronald Gainsford
© 2001 Ronald Gainsford
BY RGAI
