Last night when I traveled
Back to my home
I thought on a safari
Yes I did roam
However t’was not hot but
It was as cold as can be
Because through the snow is
What greeted me
And so many accidents
Everywhere that I went
All during my trip
Many prayers I did send
That I’d arrive safely
Not end up in a ditch
Some places so long
Did I sit I thought that
I’d run out of gas
But I was smart, before I sat
Yes sat in that traffic
I filled up my tank
And while I was not moving
I drank and I drank
But now another problem
It did happen to me
Yes my eyes were floating
Yes I had to pee
I could not get out
So just guess what was done
I peed in my fast food cup
As I did inch along
And out of the window
I emptied it so
After all I might need it
Further on down the road
So after five hours
My driveway I did see
And then I was home and
Could happily pee
By ronald gainsford
© 2001 Ronald Gainsford
BY RGAI
