{"id":9657,"date":"2003-04-21T06:59:52","date_gmt":"2003-04-21T10:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=9657"},"modified":"2003-04-21T06:59:52","modified_gmt":"2003-04-21T10:59:52","slug":"eating-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=9657","title":{"rendered":"Eating Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sitting here eating chocolate<br \/>\nWhich I rarely rarely I do<br \/>\nI am sitting here eating chocolate<br \/>\nBecause I am feeling blue<br \/>\nI am without my lady<br \/>\nI have not seen her for so long<br \/>\nMy heart is pining for her<br \/>\nI have been blue since she&#8217;s been gone<br \/>\nI am sitting here eating chocolate<br \/>\nAnd I know when she returns<br \/>\nI will be just one big pimple<br \/>\nNot giving me chocolate<br \/>\nShe sure will learn<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sitting here eating chocolate Which I rarely rarely I do I am sitting here eating chocolate Because I am feeling blue I am without my lady I have&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=9657\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eating Chocolate<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}