{"id":9636,"date":"2008-11-09T05:21:59","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T10:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=9636"},"modified":"2008-11-09T05:21:59","modified_gmt":"2008-11-09T10:21:59","slug":"suspenders-do-bother-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=9636","title":{"rendered":"Suspenders do bother her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My suspenders do bother her<br \/>\nYes the love of my life<br \/>\nDoes not like my suspenders<br \/>\nAnd she will be my wife<br \/>\nSo I make her happy<br \/>\nAnd leave them home<br \/>\nBut often my pants tend to<br \/>\nTo my knees do roam<br \/>\nSo if she does not mind me mooning<br \/>\nOr showing my jewels<br \/>\nI guess I&#8217;ll continue not wearing them<br \/>\nAnd now receiving woman&#8217;s drools<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My suspenders do bother her Yes the love of my life Does not like my suspenders And she will be my wife So I make her happy And leave them&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=9636\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Suspenders do bother her<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9636"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}