{"id":10998,"date":"2004-06-25T07:52:26","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T11:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10998"},"modified":"2004-06-25T07:52:26","modified_gmt":"2004-06-25T11:52:26","slug":"waking-up-in-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10998","title":{"rendered":"Waking up in poo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Waking up in poop,<br \/>\noh yes you see<br \/>\nIs certainly not<br \/>\na morning thrill for me<br \/>\nI thought this happenstance,<br \/>\n was yes long long gone<br \/>\nIt is not since a very young child,<br \/>\ndid this yes go on<br \/>\nGo on the sheets and the quilt<br \/>\n &#8216;oh whee&#8217;<br \/>\nAgain I must say,<br \/>\n is not a thrill for me<br \/>\nA seasoned citizen,<br \/>\n oh yes I have become<br \/>\nBut this of course is a &#8216;season&#8217;<br \/>\n that could have travelled on<br \/>\nOlder and wiser,<br \/>\n I am supposed to be<br \/>\nBut not pooping in my bed, do I want happening again for me<br \/>\nAn old fart I have been called<br \/>\nYes once but not thrice ever again do I want to see<br \/>\nBut now a old poop certainly is not a very nice name for me<br \/>\nThe joys of eldership?<br \/>\nThis one I want to not occur again<br \/>\nI guess rubber pants I must have from amazon scent oops this old poop used the wrong word back there<br \/>\nAnd no more incidents like this,<br \/>\nI hope ever again dares.<br \/>\nMy love tried to joke with me about it in the early morning light<br \/>\nI hope I find the answer to have my bowels hold tight<br \/>\nAgain the &#8216;THIS JOY&#8217; of elder (ship)<br \/>\nI want to travel on ,<br \/>\nAnd not appear unwantingly at night when I am snoring till the early morning dawn<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waking up in poop, oh yes you see Is certainly not a morning thrill for me I thought this happenstance, was yes long long gone It is not since a&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10998\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Waking up in poo<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10998"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}