I know it is going to sound funny
\nBut you know this dumb bunny
\nYes thought he save some time cooking
\nAnd did not put an egg in the pan for cooking
\nInstead I thought I’d dare
\nTo use the microwave there
\nSo in the micro egg cooker I put her
\nAnd started the time to cook her
\nFor a minute and a half I sat there
\nAnd opened the door and then there
\nWas an explosion when I opened the lid
\nAnd the yolk flew out and attached yes it did
\nRight on top of my temple it laid
\nAnd a sizzling oh yes it made
\nIt was burning right into my skin
\nAnd such pain I was oh yes much in
\nSo friend yes do take it from me
\nDon’t save time in boiling water place the
\nThe next egg you want to hard cook
\nAnd you won’t walk around like a snook
\nWith a big burn
\nOn top of your head
\nAnd when people ask you
\nYou won’t turn red<\/p>\n
By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2001 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I know it is going to sound funny But you know this dumb bunny Yes thought he save some time cooking And did not put an egg in the pan…<\/p>\n