{"id":10681,"date":"2017-02-05T10:00:22","date_gmt":"2017-02-05T15:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10681"},"modified":"2017-02-05T10:00:22","modified_gmt":"2017-02-05T15:00:22","slug":"unzipped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10681","title":{"rendered":"Unzipped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wondered why the smiles were on<br \/>\nThe faces in the hall<br \/>\nEach woman passing on my walk<br \/>\nKept looking and smiles were all<br \/>\nYes smiles were there on all their faces<br \/>\nNot usually I see<br \/>\nSuch happy woman passing me<br \/>\nI wondered what could be<br \/>\nYes what could be the reason why<br \/>\nSuch happiness prevailed<br \/>\nI then looked down<br \/>\nAnd saw that pants<br \/>\nTo zip up I had failed<\/p>\n<p> By ronald gainsford<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2001 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wondered why the smiles were on The faces in the hall Each woman passing on my walk Kept looking and smiles were all Yes smiles were there on all&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10681\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unzipped<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10681"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}