Last night when I traveled
\nBack to my home
\nI thought on a safari
\nYes I did roam
\nHowever t’was not hot but
\nIt was as cold as can be
\nBecause through the snow is
\nWhat greeted me
\nAnd so many accidents
\nEverywhere that I went
\nAll during my trip
\nMany prayers I did send
\nThat I’d arrive safely
\nNot end up in a ditch
\nSome places so long
\nDid I sit I thought that
\nI’d run out of gas
\nBut I was smart, before I sat
\nYes sat in that traffic
\nI filled up my tank
\nAnd while I was not moving
\nI drank and I drank
\nBut now another problem
\nIt did happen to me
\nYes my eyes were floating
\nYes I had to pee
\nI could not get out
\nSo just guess what was done
\nI peed in my fast food cup
\nAs I did inch along
\nAnd out of the window
\nI emptied it so
\nAfter all I might need it
\nFurther on down the road
\nSo after five hours
\nMy driveway I did see
\nAnd then I was home and
\nCould happily pee<\/p>\n
By ronald gainsford<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2001 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Last night when I traveled Back to my home I thought on a safari Yes I did roam However t’was not hot but It was as cold as can be…<\/p>\n