It’s four AM
\nAnd Santa’s left
\nHe’s on another rootop
\nYou can bet
\nOld dad and mom
\nAre really dead
\nAnd it won’t be long
\nBefore it’s said
\nOh Mom, Oh Dad
\nOld Santa’s was here
\nCan we now open
\nOur presents, It’s clear
\nOld Mom and Dad
\nWill see no sleep
\nIn minutes we’ll be
\nIn wrappings deep
\nI guess we’ve got
\nThe rest of year
\nTo catch up on our sleep
\nIt’s clear, the kids won’t go
\nGo back to bed
\nSo up we’ll get
\nAnd sit there dead
\nYes dead on our feet
\nBecause we’ll let
\nThe kids go open
\nTheir presents, you bet<\/p>\n
By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s four AM And Santa’s left He’s on another rootop You can bet Old dad and mom Are really dead And it won’t be long Before it’s said Oh Mom,…<\/p>\n