This Christmas so far
\nIs the worst I can see
\nBut tonight was much better
\nYes better for me
\nYes me and my son
\nYes as father and son
\nDid go to the kitchen
\nAnd really have fun
\nWe made such a mess
\nGlad my wife didn’t see
\nYes we baked some cookies
\nAnd it turned out to be
\nA great time between us
\nYes father and son
\nBaked nine dozen cookies
\nAnd we really had fun
\nI hope that the rest
\nOf the holiday we
\nCan have much more fun
\nAnd I pray fights won’t be
\nBut when my ‘DEAR’ wife
\nDoes arise from her bed
\nI am sure that hail columbia
\nIs what’s going to be said
\nShe’ll bitch and she’ll scream
\nAnd I am sure it will be
\nThe worst yes the worst
\nChristmas we’ll ever see<\/p>\n
By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This Christmas so far Is the worst I can see But tonight was much better Yes better for me Yes me and my son Yes as father and son Did…<\/p>\n