Christmas cards have all been sent
\nAnd presents bought for thee
\nAnd now I just remembered that
\nI forgot to buy the tree<\/p>\n
Merry Christmas , humbug !
\nOh what am I going to do
\nI guess I’ll get a saw and cut
\nA tree for you<\/p>\n
Oh the lights from last year
\nIt’s my greatest fear
\nHalf will not light for me
\nAnd when the tree, is put in the stand
\nIt will be so crooked, you see<\/p>\n
So, oh what a MERRY CHRISTMAS
\nWe will have you see
\nOh chuck it all, I’ll make a call
\nAnd become Hindu or we
\nCan just forget Christmas this year<\/p>\n
By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Christmas cards have all been sent And presents bought for thee And now I just remembered that I forgot to buy the tree Merry Christmas , humbug ! Oh what…<\/p>\n