{"id":10531,"date":"2004-07-25T07:13:57","date_gmt":"2004-07-25T11:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10531"},"modified":"2004-07-25T07:13:57","modified_gmt":"2004-07-25T11:13:57","slug":"a-christmas-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10531","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Christmas Party<br \/>\nAt a counrty club<br \/>\nIf you please<br \/>\nThe amount of food you get<br \/>\nWould not feed a flee<br \/>\nBut the price of each meal<br \/>\nBrought me to my knees<br \/>\n$25 for food you just cannot see<\/p>\n<p> By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Christmas Party At a counrty club If you please The amount of food you get Would not feed a flee But the price of each meal Brought me to&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10531\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Christmas Party<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}