{"id":10489,"date":"2017-09-05T10:05:04","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T14:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10489"},"modified":"2017-09-05T10:05:04","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T14:05:04","slug":"the-turkeys-in-the-oven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10489","title":{"rendered":"The Turkey&#8217;s in the Oven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The turkey is in the oven<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m in cyberspace<br \/>\nThe way today, I&#8217;ll stuff myself<br \/>\nOh will be a disgrace<br \/>\nThe cranberry is chilling<br \/>\nInside the frig, while I wait<br \/>\nIf everything gets done on time<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll think I&#8217;m doing great<br \/>\nBut if it takes much longer<br \/>\nThe one who&#8217;s carved you see<br \/>\nWill not be the tom turkey<br \/>\nI&#8217;m afraid it will be me<\/p>\n<p> By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The turkey is in the oven And I&#8217;m in cyberspace The way today, I&#8217;ll stuff myself Oh will be a disgrace The cranberry is chilling Inside the frig, while I&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10489\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Turkey&#8217;s in the Oven<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}