We gather together
\nTo get stuffed with turkey
\nAnd yams also corn and those black olives please
\nWhile mom’s in there cooking
\nThe men they are a looking
\nAt football and football until they fall asleep<\/p>\n
Aunt Gladys brought pies
\nWhich we all find delicious
\nAnd Uncle Harry smokes stogies
\nThat makes you want to heave
\nThe kids are a screaming
\nAnd Grandma she is beaming
\nCause everyone is home
\nFor the Thanksgiving Feast<\/p>\n
Oh mom’s tuckered out now
\nAnd Dad farts like an old cow
\nAnd pictures of old days
\nAre shown on the wall
\nThose gone are remembered
\nAnd the party’s disassembled
\nAnother Thanksgiving Day’s ended again<\/p>\n
By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We gather together To get stuffed with turkey And yams also corn and those black olives please While mom’s in there cooking The men they are a looking At football…<\/p>\n