{"id":10386,"date":"2019-02-14T23:52:20","date_gmt":"2019-02-15T04:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10386"},"modified":"2019-02-14T23:52:20","modified_gmt":"2019-02-15T04:52:20","slug":"weird-in-new-jersey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10386","title":{"rendered":"Weird in New Jersey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I think the moon was full<br \/>\nCause when it is weird does befall<br \/>\nYes my night started much the same<br \/>\nI started delivering the wings and things<br \/>\nYes every weekend from three to ten<br \/>\nOr sometimes later this old man<br \/>\nDoes take food to those who do call<br \/>\nAnd most do call after nightfall<br \/>\nBut this night started bad because<br \/>\nI got a call from first of all<br \/>\nMy wife who said I must come home<br \/>\nBecause a bad fight she had with mom<br \/>\nI said I could not stop just then<br \/>\nBut would come home as fast as can<br \/>\nI got home and played referree<br \/>\nAnd said that later I would see<br \/>\nThe next was man who came to door<br \/>\nAnd seem twas three sheets I am sure<br \/>\nAnd then a boy came to the store<br \/>\nAnd was flying high this was for sure<br \/>\nThe last weird thing that happened then<br \/>\nWas a man in WaWA asked if can<br \/>\nIf I could change a hundred and I said<br \/>\nThat really there was just no way<br \/>\nAnd then he fanned out bunch of tens<br \/>\nAnd said he give them to me for an<br \/>\nAn hundred dollar bill to him<br \/>\nAnother weird thing happening<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what will happen next<br \/>\nBut maybe during night I will be hexed<br \/>\nYes this day was a weird you see<br \/>\nA weird day here in New Jersey<\/p>\n<p> By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I think the moon was full Cause when it is weird does befall Yes my night started much the same I started delivering the wings and things Yes every&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10386\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Weird in New Jersey<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}