{"id":10357,"date":"2003-03-12T04:59:32","date_gmt":"2003-03-12T09:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10357"},"modified":"2003-03-12T04:59:32","modified_gmt":"2003-03-12T09:59:32","slug":"clean-your-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10357","title":{"rendered":"Clean Your Glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clean your glasses mother&#8217;s say<br \/>\nBrush your teeth<br \/>\nPut clothes away<br \/>\nComb your hair<br \/>\nAnd please don&#8217;t go<br \/>\nOut before changing your underwear,you know<br \/>\nIf you were in an accident<br \/>\nDirty undies will sure send<br \/>\nSend a message you were raised<br \/>\nBy someone who&#8217;s care was not made<br \/>\nMade top issue in your life<br \/>\nSo please do what I ask without much strife<br \/>\nI&#8217;m only looking out for you<br \/>\nDo these words ring oh so true<br \/>\nSeems mother&#8217;s are yes all the same<br \/>\nSaying things we think insane<br \/>\nYes until we have our own kids<br \/>\nThen those same words we don&#8217;t rid<br \/>\nNo we use those same old words<br \/>\nWords when young we heard and heard<\/p>\n<p> By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clean your glasses mother&#8217;s say Brush your teeth Put clothes away Comb your hair And please don&#8217;t go Out before changing your underwear,you know If you were in an accident&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10357\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Clean Your Glasses<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}