Contact lenses sure can fly
\nEverywhere when out of eye
\nI’ve had them fly in my chair
\nOn my desk and in my hair
\nI’ve lost them inside my eye
\nI’ve had them land in my pie
\nThere’s not many places, they’ve not gone
\nMaybe glue should be put upon
\nPut on them to make them stay
\nIn your eye so they won’t lay
\nLay somewhere, where they’re stepped upon
\nAnd if are, then they’ll be gone
\nContact lenses sure can fly
\nAnd I do so wonder why\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n
By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n
BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Contact lenses sure can fly Everywhere when out of eye I’ve had them fly in my chair On my desk and in my hair I’ve lost them inside my eye…<\/p>\n