{"id":10292,"date":"2003-04-23T14:11:17","date_gmt":"2003-04-23T18:11:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10292"},"modified":"2003-04-23T14:11:17","modified_gmt":"2003-04-23T18:11:17","slug":"if-you-see-an-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10292","title":{"rendered":"If You See An Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you see an ass<br \/>\nThen expect this you see<br \/>\nYou will get a kick<br \/>\nYes a kick just may be<br \/>\nA kick from the ass<br \/>\nOr a kick from yourself<br \/>\nBecause you might be looking<br \/>\nYes be looking at yourself<br \/>\nYes this ass that you see<br \/>\nMight just turn out to be<br \/>\nA reflection you see<br \/>\nA reflection of thee<\/p>\n<p> By Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 2000 Ronald Gainsford<\/p>\n<p> BY RGAI<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you see an ass Then expect this you see You will get a kick Yes a kick just may be A kick from the ass Or a kick from&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/?p=10292\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If You See An Ass<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10292"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rongainsford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}