Suspenders do bother her

My suspenders do bother her
Yes the love of my life
Does not like my suspenders
And she will be my wife
So I make her happy
And leave them home
But often my pants tend to
To my knees do roam
So if she does not mind me mooning
Or showing my jewels
I guess I’ll continue not wearing them
And now receiving woman’s drools

BY RGAI