This Christmas so far
Is the worst I can see
But tonight was much better
Yes better for me
Yes me and my son
Yes as father and son
Did go to the kitchen
And really have fun
We made such a mess
Glad my wife didn’t see
Yes we baked some cookies
And it turned out to be
A great time between us
Yes father and son
Baked nine dozen cookies
And we really had fun
I hope that the rest
Of the holiday we
Can have much more fun
And I pray fights won’t be
But when my ‘DEAR’ wife
Does arise from her bed
I am sure that hail columbia
Is what’s going to be said
She’ll bitch and she’ll scream
And I am sure it will be
The worst yes the worst
Christmas we’ll ever see
By Ronald Gainsford
© 2000 Ronald Gainsford
BY RGAI
