Just feel those pain pills working
n the ting ting tingling go.
Yes ain’t it wonderful getting old old older
as I feel the pain in my shoulder grow.
Oh don’t my joints feel wonderful
as my painful chorus says ow.
And my knees and finger joints really hurt
as I try moving them now.
Oh the combination of ibuprofen
and garbapentin and percoset
and oxycotin what a relief it can bring,
but don’t let the restless leg get you
or all of these together will make you sing.
Now an hour later after taking my pill
I am read y to go.
Until the pains come back again
and I want to cry again, don’t you know.
BY RGAI