The turkey is in the oven
And I’m in cyberspace
The way today, I’ll stuff myself
Oh will be a disgrace
The cranberry is chilling
Inside the frig, while I wait
If everything gets done on time
They’ll think I’m doing great
But if it takes much longer
The one who’s carved you see
Will not be the tom turkey
I’m afraid it will be me
By Ronald Gainsford
© 2000 Ronald Gainsford
BY RGAI